Thursday, July 26, 2007

For day one we shall start off with.....

Mr. Michael Vick. Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons. Endorsed by Nike, Coca-Cola, Hasbro, Kraft, etc. Dumbass. I'm sure you guys all know about what the news says. I was watching sportscenter this morning, and they did a press conference with Robert Goodell who is the comissioner of the NFL. He will eventually decide Vick's fate in the NFL. He talked for about 5 minutes, and he basically says, "It astounds me that a player in the NFL could do such a thing, yet he is innocent until proven guilty." It's all politically correct and such, but you can tell he's basically saying that Michael Vick is a guilty dumbass scumbag, and I agree. I mean this guy has to be the dumbest person since Don Imus. Seriously, you play quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. $. You are endorsed by Nike. $$. and Coca-cola. $$$. and Hasbro. $$$$. Then you go into the underground dogfighting world or whatever they call it, to make chump change compared to what you normally do, and do it illegally. So your income has now gone from $$$$ to 0 in an instant, and after you officially lose your job, whatever you do make, whether that be at McDonalds or at the Ripleys Believe it or Not Musuem on display for the most astounding way to lose millions of dollars, well... you can enjoy that scratch while in jail. So a big ha-ha, screw you to Michael Vick for being just another athlete who strikes it rich then crashes and burns for being a dumbass scumbucket. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that if I ever get insanely wealthy beyond my wildest dreams, I'm not going to blow it. Ever.



Peace out til tomorrow.

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